Sardar
enters kitchen, opens sugar box, looks inside and closes it. This he does again
and again. Why?
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Sardar climbed a tree. Monkey asked: "Too uper kyon aaya?"
Sardar: "Apple Khane"
Monkey: "Yeh to mango tree"
Sardar: "Idiot, apple saath laaya hoon" Sardar: "Apple Khane" Monkey: "Yeh to mango tree"
Sardar: "Idiot, apple saath laaya hoon" Monkey: "Yeh to mango tree" Sardar: "Idiot, apple saath laaya hoon" Sardar: "Idiot, apple saath laaya hoon"
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Sardar: "It is the loan given to purchase a cycle" Sardar: "It is the loan given to purchase a cycle"
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Bus conductor: Ticket, ticket
Sardar: Give two tickets Conductor: Why two?
Sardar: If I lose one, another will be there
Conductor: What if you lose both?
Sardar: No problem, I have pass...
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Customer: Hello my AIRTEL sim loked what 2 do?Sardar: you dont take tention remove airtel sim put BSNL,thank u 4 calling.
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Sardar- Daily 50 ladki mera intezaar karti haiman- are waha Vo kaise?Sardar- Maine Girls collage Bus ka Drive Hu na.
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1st Sardar: Mai tere mobile se teri G.F ko sms bheju?2nd: no1st:Why?2nd: usne handwriting pehchan li to……?
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Sardar car se amritsar gya. Wapas Aanay Mein 3 Din Wo B Naye Car Se ..
Sardar: Maa Ye Car Bananay Wale Bhi
Pagal Hein Janay K Liay 4 Gear or Aanay Ke Liay Sirf 1 (Revers) Gear.
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Jailor: Tumhe kal 5 baje faasi hogi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha!Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?Sardar: Mai to uthta hi subha 9 baje hu!
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Boss: Where were u born?Sardar: India .. Boss: which part?Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.
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Three Sardars were going on a scooter. Traffic police showed them his
hand. One of the Sardars told: We are already three, sorry, there is no space.
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Two Sardars were in a forest, when a lion came roaring towards them.
One
of them throws sand into its eyes, and runs.
Second one stays unmoved.
When
asked why he is not running, another Sardar tells: "Why should I be
running? It is you who has thrown the sand "
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Once Sardar brought some tablets and started cutting the edges. Do you
know why? He wanted to avoid side effects!
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Sardar looked himself in a mirror and said: "Isko kahin dekha
hai... Haan! Yaad aaya, yeh to wahi kameena hai jo mere shaadi ke album mein
mere biwi ke saath hai"
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A famous Sardar's declaration to the media: "I will never marry in
my life. And I will advise the same to my children too"
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Sardarji lost his cheque book. He approached bank manager and informed manager regarding it.
Manager : You should have taken care as any one can sign your cheque on ur behalf and empty your deposits.
Sardarji : How can others sign? I am not a fool. I have already signed all the cheques.
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Seeing Santa Singh depressed one of his
friends asks him.
“Oye why
are you sad?”
To which
Santa replies …“I lost Rs 300 in
bet.”
His
friend ask hims…“How?”
Santa
Singh says..“I bet on India for Rs
200…”But unfortunately India lost
His
friend queries..“But you said Rs
300…”
Santa
Singh answers…“I again bet for India
for Rs 100 in the highlights of the match”
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Sardarji calls Air India.
"How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the receptionist. "Thank you." says the
Sardar and
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Why did 18 Sardars go to a
movie?
Because below 18 not allowed!!
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