Once, a photo of Rajnikant was given for Xerox. Don’t even try to guess what happened…
We got two copies of the Xerox machine.
Once upon a time
Rajnikant used Tooth Powder to get strong teeth
Today that powder is known as….
“AMBUJA CEMENT”
Recently, China airports were closed due to heavy fog, later it was discovered that Rajnikant was having hookah in India
Nokia Launching Rajnikant 'R' Series In 2012.
Features: 20 SIMS,
Battery Standby: 1 Year,
1000 GB Memory,
100 Megapixels Camera,
TV,
Oven,
Washing Machine,
Fridge,
AC,
Mini Rocket Launcher,
Mini AK-47 &
The New Special Feature 24G In Which U Can Meet The Person & Talk Directly.
Once, Rajnikant was having a cup of tea. Suddenly, in his typical style he cut the tea into half. Since then, we know our popular cutting chai.
Once Dinosaurs borrowed money from Rajnikant and refused to pay him back... That was the last time anyone saw Dinosaurs.
Girl Romantic Mood Mein Rajnikanth Se Boli.
Girl: Ek Chutki Sindoor Ki Keemat, Tum Kya Jaano ?
Rajnikanth: 0.00078924576 Rs. Per Gram
Once Rajnikant was on the hot seat of KBC....
And the computer needed lifeline to choose the question. Mind it!
Gabbar: Kitne Admi the?
Kaliya: Sarkar 1
Gabbar :Aur tum?
Kaliya: 100
Gabbar: fir b wapas aa gaye woh b khali hath,kaun tha woh?
Kaliya: RAJNI...
Gabbar: Oops! Sorry my mistake Chai wai pe bula lete hai sir ko...
Once Rajnikanth entered bigg boss…The next day announcement was made… Rajnikanth chahte hai ki bigg boss confession room me aye...
When Rajnikanth get angry at the Sun, it hides behind the moon… that phenomenon is called Solar eclipse.
"Stop making jokes on me otherwise I will delete your FORWARD option"
If Rajnikant gets into a car accident (yeah right) His car will need some airbags to protect it from him.
Girlfriend: Mera koi picha karte rehta hai…
Rajni: ok...
Next day…
Girlfriend: Hey… where the hell is My Shadow????
Headline of Today... Ek train cycle ki chapet main ayi... Train main sawar sbhi log mare gaye...
News: Cycle driver “RAJNIKANT” Farrar :-) Ek train cycle ki chapet main ayi... Train main sawar sbhi log mare gaye...
News: Cycle driver “RAJNIKANT” Farrar
The death of Micheal jackson is revealed
The day before he died
He saw Rajanikanths Dance
And he got shocked
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Because rajani had performed “SUN WALK”
Who can stop fifty cars with one hand?
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Trafic police.
Kya yaar,
har baar RAJNIKANTH thodi hoga….
Rajnikant is thinking of changing his name to ‘Rajnikan’
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Because.
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He understands that there really isn’t anything like ‘Rajni can’t....’!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Remake of TITANIC, Rajnikant is the hero. But climax changed. At the end Rajnikant survived through Pacific Ocean: ‘Girl friend in one hand and Titanic in the other hand’. Ship was saved with a BAMBOO STICK.
Now…. Its official…..
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The missing piece of Apple’s Logo was eaten by.
Mr. Rajnikant!! MIND IT…!!!
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