Knock Knock Jokes 2

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Wow. You sure are excited to see me!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a letter, did you get it?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iona.
Iona who?
Iona new car!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold enough out here to go ice skating.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry up, it’s chilly outside!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Just in the neighborhood, thought I would drop by.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking For 10 minutes.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Two knee.
Two knee who?
Two-knee fish!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hoo.
Hoo who?
Are you a owl?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I am.
I am who?
You mean you don’t know who you are?

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there ?
Doris.
Doris Who ?
Dor is locked that’s why I’m Knocking

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there ?
Cheese
Cheese Who ?
Cheese a cute girl !

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there ?
Armageddon
Armegeddon Who ?
Armegeddon outta here .

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ice cream !
Ice cream who ?
Ice cream if you don't let me in!
Knock, Knock!
Who’s There?
Buster!
Buster who?
Buster Cherry! Is your daughter home?

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Waiter !
Waiter who ?
Waiter I get my hands on you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alex!
 Alex who?
Alex the questions round here!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tunis!
Tunis who?
Tunis company, three's a crowd!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Iran!
Iran who?
Iran over here to tell you this!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Opportunity
Don't be silly - opportunity doesn't knock twice!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Daisy
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin, they hatin Knock Knock

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
The guy who finished second.
The guy who finished second who?
Exactly.

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Yah! Yah who?
Naaah, bro, I prefer google.

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Dumbbell.
Dumbbell who?
Dumbbell doesn't work so I had to knock!

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
A Pile-Up
A Pile-Up Who?
Ewwwwww

Knock knock
Who's there
Gorilla
Gorilla who
Gorilla me a hamburger

Knock knock
Who's there
Amish
Amish Who?
Awwww How sweet. I miss you too.

Voldemort: Knock Knock
Harry Potter: Who's There?
Voldemort: You Know.
Harry Potter: You Know Who?
Voldemort: Exactly!

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