Santa Banta 3

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen

and he is eating the cake I made.

Banta: Whom should I call now,

Police or Ambulance?

Banta ped pe chada to upr baithey

Bandar ne poocha: Upr kyu aya?

Banta: Apple khane.

Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.

Banta: Pata hai, Apple sath laya hu.

A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?

Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...!

A MAN TO SANTA-- UR FRND IS KISSING UR WIFE IN UR HOME,

HE RUSHES TO HIS HOME

AND COME WITH IN HALF AN HOUR N

SLAPPED TAT MAN N SAID--

HE WAS NOT MY FRND..

Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi

To usne apne baap ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya

Aur Niche Likha

"COMING SOON

Santa-Oye!what R U doing?

Banta-Recording this babys voice.

Santa-Why?

Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this..

Santa Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala

Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi

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Kyun...

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Kyun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The..

Santa was riding on a horse,

He jumped the red light & a cop whistles'

Santa lifts the tail of horse & says,

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"Le Karle Number Note"..

Inspector 2 Santa:

Phansi Se Pehly, Bata Teri Aakhri 

Khwahish Kia Ha?

Santa :Mery Pair Uper Or Sir Neechy kr 

K Phansi De Do

Santa and Banta in Examination Hall:

Santa: Exam Sheet pe Starting main kya likh Don?

Banta: "Is Answer Sheet Pe jo bhi likha hoga Wo kisi Ques aur Teacher aur School se related nahin hain And ye sub imiginary aur iska ksi se koi Sarokar Nahin Hai"

                          

Santa k Ghar NAVJOT SINGH SIDDHU ki Tasvir Lagi hui Thi.

Banta : Ye Kyon Laga Rakhi Hai?

Santa : LAUGHING BUDDHA Lene Gaya Tha.

Dukandar ne Kaha Ye LATEST Hai. :-)

Santa to Banta: I have One Good News One Bad News.

Good News is That :Meri biwi ka ACCEDENT ho gaya.

Banta: Aur Bad News?

Santa: Woh ek SAPNA tha.

Santa Aur Banta Ne Zindagi Mai Pehli Baar Rickshaw Dekha.

Santa: Dekho Kitna Chhota Tanga.

Banta : Haan!

Aur Gadha to Dekho,

Aadmi Jaisa Dikhta Hai. 

Santa: Mere Pass Gaddi Hai, Banglow Hai, Paisa Hai.

Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?

Banta: Mere Pass Bhi Gaddi Hai, Banglow Hai, Paisa Hai.

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Santa: To Saaley Apni Maa Kiske Paas Hai?

1 Aadmi Santa ki Betay Se Puchhta Hai:

Beta Papa Ghar Main Hain?

Santa Ka Beta Sprite Pete Huye

Uncle Seedha Bolo Mummy Se Milna Hai.

Seedhi Baat No Bakwas. :-)

Santa On 60th Birthday:

Banta : Ye Cake Pe Bulb Q Lagaya Hai?

Santa : 60 Candles Lagane Me Mushkil Ho Rahi Thi.

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Isliye 60 Watt k Bulb Laga Diya.

Santa : Mobile me kuch MP3 Songs Load karwana hai.

Servicing Man : Memory card hai?

Santa : Nahi! Ration Card chalega kya?

Santa sitting on the roadside:

Banta asks y r u wasting time?

Santa: I'm taking revenge?

Banta: How?

Santa: Waqt ne mujhe barbad kia he, ab mein waqt ko barbad karta hun.

At the scene of an accident a man was crying:

O God! I have lost my hand , oh!

Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

Pappu: What''s the difference between Confidence and Confidential?

Santa: u r my son I''m Confident. ur friend is also my son, that''s Confidential.

Santa apni biwi k office gaya

to usne dekha k uski biwi

boss ki godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi.

Santa:- Chal LAajo, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna

jahan staff k liye kursi bhi na ho.

Jeeto : Kal raat um mujhey neend main gaaliyan day rahay thay?

Santa : Tumhari galat fahami hai.

Jeeto : Kaisi galatfahami?

Santa : Yehi ki mein soya tha.

1 banda bhahta howa aata hay

aur Santa se kehta hai

bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main

talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay.

Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay,

ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay:D:D

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