Rajnikanth 3

Rajinikanth can dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kicks. 

Rajinikanth can teach an old dog new tricks. 

Rajinikanth calls Voldemort by his name. 

Who do you think taught Voldemort Parseltongue? Rajinikanth did. 

Rajinikanth got small pox when he was a kid. As a result small pox is now eradicated. 

The last time Rajinikanth killed someone, he slapped himself to do it. The other guy just 
disintegrated.

Once Rajnikanth entered bigg boss…The next day announcement was made… Rajnikanth chahte hai ki bigg boss confession room me aye...

Rajinikanth once had a heart attack. His heart lost. 

Rajinikanth is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. 

Rajinikanth can run at speed of light around a tree and screw himself.  




                                                          

Rajinikant can lick his elbows. 

Rajinikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink. 

Rajinikant does not get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost. 

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajinikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself. 

 Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary etc. were added to the dictionary in the year 1949. That was the year Rajinikanth was born. 

When Rajnikanth is asked to kill some one he doesn't know, he shoots the bullet and directs it the day he finds out. 

Rajinikant can give pain to Painkillers and headache to Anacin.
 As a child when Rajinikanth had dyslexia, he simply re-scripted the alphabet. 

Rajinikanth collects Honey from his private Moon - HoneyMoon. 

Rajinikanth can answer a missed call. 

Rajinikanth doesn't need a visa to travel abroad, he just jumps from the tallest building in Chennai and holds himself in the air while the earth rotates. 

            
                               
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