Rajnikanth 2

 Rajinikanth can watch the show 60 minutes in 20 minutes. 

 Rajinikanth will attain separate statehood in 2015. 

Rajinikanth did in fact, build Rome in a day. 

 Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear. 

The only man who ever outsmarted Rajinikanth was Stephen Hawking, and he got what he deserved. 

 Rajinikanth doesn't breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection. 

 Rajinikanth kills Harry Potter in the eighth book. 

 Rajinikanth doesn't move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajinikanth. 

Water boils faster when Rajinikanth stares at it. 

Rajinikanth can throw the Thackerays out of Mumbai. 

                            

Rajinikanth kills two stones with one bird. 



Rajinikanth gave the Joker those scars. 

 Rajinikanth leaves messages before the beep. 

 Rajinikanth once warned a young girl to be good "or else". The result? Mother Teresa. 

Rajinikanth electrocuted Iron Man. 

Rajinikanth killed Spiderman using Baygon Anti Bug Spray. 

Rajinikanth can make PCs better than the Mac. 

Rajinikanth puts the 'laughter' in manslaughter. 

Rajinikanth goes to court and sentences the judge. 

Rajinikanth can speak Braille.

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