EXAM JOKES

Exam times

  Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator?
studnt:No Sir!
By mistake i have brought tomorrow
exam’s cheating material today.

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7 things Students do during Exams preparation:
1) Sleeping.
2) Eating.
3) Sms.
4) Watch Movies.
5) Chat with Friendz.
6) Dream Of Touching Books.
7) Asking Others "Kuch Padha Kya"..


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       C.B.S.E. pesh karta h khas 3rd March. se 3 ghante ka rangarang karyakrm, "UD GAYE TOTE" watch live in examination hall n experience d thunder... ana jarur

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5pm- thinking 2 score 60%:-|

6 pm-troubling frnds “kuch padha?”:-P
8 pm-searching books.
9pm- dinner
10 pm-lo bhai light gai:-P
11pm- hey bhgwan! Bs smbhal lena :-D5. . If u cry on seeing d question paper it is an insult.


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Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs.
Dravid: What happened, its not 50 or 100!
Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring 33.

5 If ur teacher cries on seeing ur answer paper,
it is ur achievement...

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1000 pages ki book kitne din me padhi ja sakti h,
WRITER- 6 months
DOCTOR- 2 months
LAWYER- 1 month
Engg. student-ye batao exam kab hai..raat bhar mai nipta denge

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Ye padh lena imp hai exam mein pakka pucha jayega..
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1.Roll no
2.Exam
3.Date
4.Subject

Ab thanks bol kr rulaoge kya?
Anything 4 u

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YYAAAHHHO000..!
Meri SEMESTER ki Saari taiyari ho
Gayi..
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Pen
Pencil
Scale
Eraser
Sab taiyar hai..
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AB Sirf..
Padhna Baki Hai...:-(

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Tcher 2 Student: Beta Ans sheet par sabse phle kya likhna chahiye.?
Student: IS SHEET PAR LIKHE GYE ANS KALPNIK HAI JINKA KISI B BOOK SE KOI SMBANDH Nhi HAI..!

Genius Is A Person Who Can Do In 1 Day
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What Any Fool Can Do In 100 Days
Just As
V Complete Syllabus In A Day B4 Exam,
While D Faculty Take 1 Year

Congratulations!


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Good news for Delhi University students
Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june
To confirm goto site
www.stop dreaming & start studying.com

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Whats d height of hope??
It is: sitting in d exam hall,
holding d question paper in hand
n telling urself
“dude,don't worry.
Exams will get postponed!”

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If U pass in exams:
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Mom’s words:
Bahut khushi ki
bat hai !
.
Dad :
Mere beta sher
hai !
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Lover :
So sweet..
&
.
Frnds :
Dhokebaaz, kaminey,
oye ! kab pada be tune
itna ?

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KINGFISHER EMPLOYEE : Sir for the past 15 days not a single bottle has been sold !
VIJAY MALYA : Call all the universities and ask them to announce results.

Hey Friends
I'm Switching Off My Cell Due 2 Xams As I Have 2 Work Hard.
Plz Contact Me After
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15 Mins
Tab Tak Mera Bhoot Utar Jayega

Na moh na maya hai
Aalas tumhi ko aaya hai
Baith ke chaar panne palat lo beta
Final paper girlfriend ne nahi banaya hai!!

Special offer..Bring a chit on exam day,
scratch and show it to your nearest teacher and
win free trip to Principal's office and enjoy 3 years vacation at home.
Hurry offer valid until exams only..

In exam hall a girl to santa:
Mujhe bas is ans ki starting bata do baki main likh lungi.
SANTA ne dhyan se idhar-udhar dekha,fir dhire se bola:
“The”


Ek din ek ladka apne dost se bola:
University se mera result check kar ke aa ke batao!
Magar yaad rahe, mere saath abba hongey!
Agar main ek subject me fail ho gaya to kehna ke:
ek momin ki taraf se salaam.
Agar 2 mein fail ho gaya to kehna ke:
2 musalmaan bhaiyon k taraf se salam!
Dost university se result dekh ke aaya or bola..
Tamaam Ummat-e-muslimeen O Muslimaat ki taraf se salaam!



Height of technology:
A stunt writes all Ans as
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and lastly he writes..
Answer written in BAR CODE Format 2Protect from Being Copied.


Saccha dost wo hota hai,
Jo exam mein aap ke paas wali,
Window ke samne aake bole??
Abey kitna likhega??
jaldi chal teri wali jaa rahi hai..