God apun se bola, "KIDHAR JANE KA "
Jannat Ya Dozakh !
Apun boola " DOZAKH "
U know apun aisa q bola?
Bcoz apun ko maloom k tum sala dost log
wahin mile ga......!!!:-)
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BROTHER: BAHN MERE DOST AYE HAI CHAI BANA DO
SISTER: NAHI ME NAHI BANA RAHI
BROTHER: BANA DE JAB TERE YAR AYENGE TAB ME BANA DOUNGA .
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Aik larki darzi ki dukan pa jati hai aur pochti hai, G yah galay miltay hain?Darzi:waisay galay miltay tou nahi hain laykin ap kahti hain tou mil laytay hain
Teacher:Name 5 polar Animals ?
student:Raindeer n his 3 brothers.......... n
a sister........
girl:aamir u will try to kiss me ,
mien shor macha don gi,
boy:likan yaha tu door door tak koi nahien hay.
girl:i know but formilty tu karni hi pare gi .
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Daughter: Mom aaj Ek ladke ne mere gal pe kiss kiya. . . ....... Mom: Tune usko chata mara ya nahi. . . . . . Daughter: Mujhe achanak Gandhiji yaad agaye aur maine dusra gal agge kar diya........
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Master : kanjus kise kahte hai Student : jo 100 sms send karne par b reply nahi krte master : very good ek example batao student : aapki beti.
Ek machchar ek takle ke sar par ja kar baitha,uske baad-- 2nd machchar- Wah.. kya ghar dhunda hai! 1st machchar- Ghar kaha re,abhi to sirf plot kharida hai
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Suhagrat pe ladka wife ko sirf kiss kark so gaya. subah ma boli: beti mandir jaane se Pehle naha lo. Bahu gusse main. ma ji sirf brush karwa lo baki sab saaf hai
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Boy: i love u... Girl: sorry but I love sum1 else... Boy: ok your happiness matters me more than ur love... . . . . . . . . . . . . . Moral: moral voral kuch nahi jaha apni bezzati ho rahi ho waha acha dialogue maar ;
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Q: College Me Ladkiyon Ke Kitne Nam Hote Hai ? Ans:5 1.Meri Vali 2.Teri Vali 3.Teri Bhabhi 4.Meri Bhabhi Or Na Pate To 5.Kamini Saali.
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Naukrani: Malkin Aap Udaas kyo hai...
Malkin: Tumhare sahab apne office ki kisi ladki se pyar karte hain...
Naukrani: Nahii, Sahab Mujhe dhokha nahi de sakte
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A Secretary came angrily out of boss cabin
colleague asked: Wat happened?
She replied: He asked me are U free tonight?
I said-yes & bastard give me 50 pages of work.
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Premika: Main maa banne wali hoon,
Premi: Kya bakwas kar rahi ho..
Premika: Bakwas nahi, main tumhare papa se shaadi kar ke tumhari maa banne wali hoo.
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One day RAVAN went to disco... aur woh behosh ho gaya, due to shock.....!
why.....?? " Coz the entry fee was Rs. 1500 per HEAD...!!!
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2 choohe paid pe baithe the,
neeche se 1 hathi guzra,
1 chooha hathi pe ja gira
dosra chooha bola - daba ke rakh saale ko me baata hu.
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Indian Govt kahti hai ki
ek ladki padhai kar le to pariwar ke 4 logo ko shikshit krsakti hai.
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pr ek ladki colge jaati hai to 40 ldke FAIL ho jate h.
uska kya??
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Husband : Jab mein aache clothes pehenkar bazaar jata hu to sabziwale
sabzi mehngi dete hai. Jab gande kapde pehenkar jata hu to saste.
Wife : Tum katora lekar jaya karo na, free me hi sabzi mil jayegi!
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Boss: Itne kam kapray pehan k q aai ho? Aadha jism dikh raha hai.
Girl: Itni salary mein yehi aata hai!
Boss: Manager, Iss ko 3 months tak salary mat dena
Medical science proved ki
Kapre tight pehnney se Blood Circulation ruk jati hai.
But
Larkiyon ke kapre jitne tight ho,
Larko ke blood circulation utni tez hoti hai!!
Height Of Embarrasment :
Man Sitting With his Wife in the Park
Another Lady Comes to his Wife and Says:
“Paise Pehly Le lena, ye admi Baad Mai Bahut Lafra Karta Hai.
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After legalizing gay’s relations in india
The question tailors are asking to male customers while stitching trousers…
“Sir, Zip aage lagau ya peeche?
On first night after marriage
Wife : Mujhe ghabrahat ho rahi hai.
Husband : I thinK because this is your first night.
Wife : No, no.. Actually it is first time in night…
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Madam to Student : Last Semester you were roaming
with that girl and this semester you are roaming with other.
What you think of yourself?
Boy : Syllabus changed mam.
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After robbing the bank, 1 robber to clerk : Did you see me robbing?
Clerk : Yes I saw u.
Robber killed him and asked to the next clerk : Did u?
Second Clerk : No, but my wife saw u!
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Son(On Phone) : Maa! aaj hum 2 se 3 ho gaye.
Mother : Sabbash Beta! Ladka hua ya ladki.
Son : Nahi maa! tumhari bahu ne dusri shaadi kar li.
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House owner: Rs 500 kiraya hoga.
Tanent: Thik hai. Lekin aapke ghar me chuhey nach rahe hai.
House owner: To saale 500 me kya Sheela nachegi?
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Why is Salman disturbed these days?
Usi girlfriend haath se nikal hai, aur bhabhi badnaam ho gayi hai…!
Sholey ki team ne IPL me part liya,Gabbar ke bowler ne 20 Over me 150 run diye aur extra me 200 run diye
Batao kyun?. . . . .. .. . .. . . .
Kyunki wicketkeepar thakur tha..:)
Wife : Ye aap ki shirt per lipstick ka nishan
kahan se aaya?
Husband : Mein khud paresaan hu nishan dekhkar.
Maine tu uss wakt shirt utari hui thi.
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1 boy on his way 2 home with his mom after school,
saw a couple kissing on the road…
He suddenly shouted and said look mom
they are fighting for CHEWING GUM.
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At bus stop a girl was standing
with her face covered. A man on bike stops
and says “Chalna hai kya?”
Girl replies : Papa mein hoon.
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Husband and Wife had a Fight.
Wife called Mom : He fought with me again,
I am coming to you.
Mom : No beta, he must pay for his mistake,
I am comming to stay with U!
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Golu: Ek kilo gaay(cow) ka doodh dena.
Shopkeper: Lekin tumhara bartan toh bahut chhota hai.
Golu : Theek hai toh phir bakri ka de de!!
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3 larkiyon ko 10 Saal ki Saza mili....
tino ek hi Room mai 10 saal guzarnay k bad
Jab riha hokar ghar janay lagii to....
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1 larki boli .....
chal thekk hai yaar baakii baten mobile per kartey hain.....
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