Rajnikanth 4

Rajinikanth's brain works faster than Chacha Chaudhury's. 

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Rajinikanth's fist. 

Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Rajinikanth, there is no other way. 

Rajinikanth's every step creates a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of a morning jog. 

Rajinikant doesn’t bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint out of fear. 

Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined “victim” as “one who has encountered Rajinikant”. 

There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikanth was feeling cold, so brought the sun closer to heat the earth up. 

Once a cobra bit Rajinikanth' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

Rajinikant proves Newton wrong all the time. Every time he performs an action, he simply eliminates anything and everything that can provide the reaction.

Rajinikant is a weapon created by God to use on doomsday to end the world. 

  
Aliens do indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Rajinikanth is on. 

                 

                              

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Rajinikanth. 

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Rajinikanth. 

Rajinikanth's first job was as a bus conductor. There were no survivors. 

Rajinikanth does not style his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror. 

When Rajinikanth plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy. 

Rajinikanth is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis. 

Rajinikanth's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

Rajnikant started college. All student were confused while taking admission because name of college is
“Rajnikant's Medical College of Engineering for Commerce”.

THE MOST NEGLECTED FACT OF THE ENTIRE DECADE!!!!

Once a farmer replaces scare crow in the farm with Rajnikant’s statue…
..And Birds returned grains they took last year as well

What do you think Vodafone 3G tag line should be:-
Faster..
Better…
RAJNIKANT….

No it should be (strictly)

RAJNIKANT.
RAJNIKANT...
RAJNIKANT…

Mind it…!!!

        

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