Way to impress girl: Respect her, honor her, love her, protect her, care 4 her, obey her, sacrifice 4 her.
How to impress a boy? Just smile once Ho gaya ladka barbaad.
Girl : I Love you
Boy : (Starts Running)...............!
Girl : (Running after him) ...Why are u Running?
Boy : To update my Relationship status on Facebook
2 lovers in DOMINOS..
Boy: kya khaogi jaan?
Girl: samose mangwa lo...
Moral: Aur phasao dehati maal..!!
Teacher : bachcho kya tum jante ho Qayamat kab aayegi? Student: yes sir, jab Vaillentine day aur Raksha bandhan ek hi din hoga.
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