PJ JOKES

If Flipkart starts matrimonial
services, they'll become the no. 1 site.
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Coz they have the 30 day return policy!



A sardaar goes to movie with 17 other sardaars.. Why?????
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Coz it was an adult movie and below 18 were not allowed.. :-P
Income Tax Officer Hans Raha Tha...



Clerk : Kya Hua ???
Officer : Sunny Leone Ki File Hai...
Clerk : Toh ???
Officer : Kapde Phenti Nahi Hai Aur Laundry Bill 11 Lacs Bataya Hai...!!!



5 problems, 1 solution..
Apparently in Afghanistan, you are
not allowed to clap your hands.
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Why?
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Because of Tali-Ban...



These days Happiest Moment For Smart Phone user Is
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Battery Full :P :D :)
Effect of Facebook of the Generation.


Madam: Beta batao Brittania Tiger k packet pe jo Green dot bana hai uska matlb kya hai?
Bachcha: iska matlab tiger online hai....!!!!


Mr. Bill Gates resigned from his job as d chairman of Microsoft aftr rcvng a letr frm a Sardar..
Sir,
I hv sm Ques. to ask-
1) Keyboard alphabets r nt in ordr, whn wil u release d correctd vrsion?
2) There is START button bt no button to STOP!
3) I'v learnt MS wrd, whn wil u release MS sentnce?
4) There is Re-cycle Bin bt no Re-scooter/Re-car Bin. Y?
Finally 1 prsnl que.-
Y is ur name Gates whn u sell WINDOWS ??? :'(



Q: If Bill Gate's mother gets bored, What will u call her?
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Take a Guess....
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MOTHER-BOARD!