Popular Jokes

A foolish man tells a woman to Stop talking, but a Wise man tells her that she looks extremely Beautiful when her Lips are CLOSED


One Good way to Reduce Alcohol consumption
Before Marriage = Drink whenever you are SAD
Affter Marriage = Drink whenever You are HAPPY


Three FASTEST means of Communication.
a. Telephone.
b. Television
c. Tell a woman


Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.


Lets us be generous like this: Four Ants are moving through a forest. They see an Elephant coming towards them.
Ant 1 says: we should Kill him.
Ant 2 says: NO, let us break his leg alone.
Ant 3 says: NO, we will just throw him away from our path.
Ant 4 says: NO, we will Leave him because he is Alone and we are FOUR


If you do NOt have a girlfriend - You are missing SOME thing in Your life.
If You have a girlfriend You are missing eveything in your life.


Question: When do You CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAK
Answer : On their Marriage.


When Your life is in Darkness, pray GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness,
Even after you pray, if U r still in Darkness please PAY ELECTRICITY BILL.


Why Indian Government do not allow a man to marry 2 Woman.
Because as per Constitution You can not be Punished twice for the same mistake.