Rajnikanth

After 63 years of hardcore and near death experiences, Our research shows us that Rajnikant:

Rajnikant was studying in 3rd STD....someone stole his rough note....and
Now they call it as .............Wikipedia

Rajnikant purchased a road roller…
Guess why??????
To Iron his Clothes………………Rajnikant purchased a road roller…
Guess why??????
To Iron his Clothes………………

Rajinikanth killed the dead sea.

If you spell ‘Rajanikant’ wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajinikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”

Rajinikanth can play the violin with a piano

Rajnikanth once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced!

Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it.

If Rajnikant was born 100 years earlier, British would have fought to get independence from India.

When Rajnikant logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!

Rajni once killed 20 men just by saying "BANG"

                                                                 

When Rajinikanth gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea.

Rajinikanth gave Mona Lisa that smile. 

Rajinikanth can judge a book by it's cover. 

Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin. 

Rajinikanth once got into a fight with a VCR player. Now it plays DVDs. 

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajinikanth kicked one of the corners off. 

 Rajinikanth can build a snowman out of rain. 

Rajinikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone. 

Rajinikanth can make onions cry. 

                                                                                            
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