Alok Nath Rocks

SOME ALOK NATH FACTS :



Badrinath and Kedarnath were called Badri and Kedar before Alok Nath visited them. 

AAP was called TU before getting blessed by Alok Nath. Alok Nath dyes his black hair white. 

Alok Nath watched The Fast and the Furious hoping it was a movie about Monday' Fast. 

Alok nath is the only person jisne valentine pe apni gf ka kanyadaan kr dia.. 

Alok Nath's Favorite Atta Is Aashirvaad Atta !! 

Alok Nath is so sanskari that when he heard the song "Gandi baat" he pours Ganga Jal into his Ears.

Alok Nath ne ek baar IIT ka exam diya. Now that exam is called IIT JEE Q.

What would Alok Nath say in a Thumbs Up ad? A. Aaj kuch sanskari kartein hain.

When Alok Nath met Mark Zuckerberg, he requested for an Aashirwas button on Facebook.

When Alok Naths girlfriend asked him out to a Disco, he took her for Jagrata.

What would be movie name if Alok Nath directs them? 1. Kanyadaan No. 1 2. Kanyadaan at Wadala 3.

Sanskari waale Kanyadaan Kar Jayenge 4. Maine Kanyadaan kyo kiya 5. Kanyadaan kiya toh drama kya 

Alok Naths favourite songs are "Where's the Aarti tonight?" and "4 baj gaye lekin Aarti abhi baaki hai".

Alok Naths favourite actress is Mandir-a Bedi.

Alok Nath played Samdhi-Samdhan when his friends played Doctor Doctor.

When Alok Nath gets a gangsters role in a movie, he smokes dhoop instead of a cigar.

Alok Nath sends Samdhan requests instead of Friend requests.

Inspired by Koffee with Karan, Alok Nath plans to come with 'Sanskar with Alok'.

Alok Nath used to bunk classes and go to temple.

When Alok Nath is out of reach on mobile, it says "Jis upbhokta ko aap call karna chahtein hain wo abhi Kanyadaan kar rahe hain".

Alok Nath had all the senior citizen privileges since he was 6 years old.

What Santa Claus is to Christmas, Alok Nath is to weddings.

Once Alok Nath gave a speech on a channel. Since then the channel is known as Sanskaar.

Alok Nath removed his slippers before he plays Temple Run.

Alok Nath walks into a bar and orders haldi ka doodh..!!

Yeh alok nath jee ke sanskaaron ka hi asar hai ki unkey ghar ka cooker bhi seeti nahi maarta.  

Sunny Leone takes a ghunghat when Alok Nath comes in front of her.

Aloknath holds a world record of having the maximum heart-attacks in one lifetime..!!

If Aloknath was Batman, thn the Joker would say, "why so sanskari?"

Alok Nath's BBM pin is: 5AN5KAR.

Alok Nath's children get Aashirwad instead of pocket money.

ALOK NATH is now declared as the S.I Unit of SANSKAAR..

Alok Nath ne paida hote hi hospital me apne bagal wale bed ki ladki goad le li thi.

Alok nath (angry mood) to his wife: "agar tu meri patni nhi hoti to ab tk tera kanyadan kar diya hota".

In Hotel, Waiter: Sir normal water or mineral water?
Alok nath: GANGAJAL...

There are two kinds of people in the world 1. Alok Nath 2. His samdhis/samdhans

Sallu Bhai Movie debut with Alok Nath: "Maine Pyaar Kiya"..
After living a hard struggling bachelor life for so many years he finally realised his mistake and "Maine Pyaar Kyun Kiya" released..

Once a guy said himself Bapu infront of alok nath and didn't aasked for ashirvaad......
Today he is known as ASHARAM.

Alok nath is so sanskari instead of hair cut he always do mundan.

Kapil dialogue :- baba ji ka thullu and Alok nath :- babuji ka kirtan

Alok naths morning tea is made with Gangajal..

Alok Nath abuses like Teri Maa Ka Jagratha & Teri Behen Ka Kanyadaan.

Alok Nath itne sanskari hain ki uske hard disk mein 'XXX' naam folder mein bhajan ke videos hain.

Babuji is So sanskari. Watches Victoria's secret fashion show to select girls for kanyadaan &  Alok nath's fav dancer prabhu deva.... and ye to gazab hai..... Alok naath strikes back.... " ab sala ye kaun keh raha hai ke alok nath subah uthkar khudke pair bhi choote hain