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YO MAMA SOOOO FAT !!!

        

     
                                      



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           Yo mama so fat, she masterbates to the food channel

      

                      Yo mama so fat the government shut her down along with the rest of the national                          parks.

         Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

         Yo mama so fat, she had a nice personality, but ate it.

         Yo momma so fat, she curves space and time.

         Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they                        spelled out boulevard.

         Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.

         Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike                              across the moon, she caused an eclipse.

         Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.

         Yo mama so fat I told her to haul ass & she hadda make two trips.

         Yo mama so fat when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.

         Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.

         Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel                         when they want to clean it.

         Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"

         Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
         
         Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

          Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her                           butt or her boobs!

          Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a           Chevrolet.

          Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up Yo mama so          fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

          Yo mama so fat were in her right now Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

          Yo mama so fat she wears neck deorderant Yo mama so fat she has pork rind incense                  burning in her house

          Yo mama so fat when she sits on the beach she makes sandpaper

          Yo mama so fat she wears a sock on each toe

          Yo mama so fat her DNA is DRO (for Dorito) Yo mama so fat she got a bath from the                      cooking channel



                                     
          



                                      



          Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

          Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...

          Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for then new world

          Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

          Yo mama so fat she straps an iPad on her arm before every run

          Yo mama so fat the army stole her underwear to use as parachutes

          Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

          Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

          Yo mama so fat her shits are as long as king kongs finger

          Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

          Yo mama is so fat that she can't fit in this joke.

          Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food

          Yo mama so fat she can hear bacon cooking in Canada

          Yo mama so fat she aint got cellulite she got celluheavy

          Yo mama so fat, if she was a dinosaur, her name would be Jell-Osaurus Rex.

          Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

          Yo mama so fat, NASA thought she caused a solar eclipse

          Yo momma so fat I could travel halfway across the world and still see her shadow

          Yo momma so fat her cereal bowl comes with a life guard.

          Yo momma so fat she has to wear her pants backwards, because her front butt is bigger

              Yo mama so fat when she got in front of the HOLLYWOOD sign you could only see H-D

          Yo momma so fat the national weather service gives a name to each one of her farts.

          Yo moms so fat when the judge said "Order in the Court!" she said "Pie and chips please!"

          Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets

              Yo mama so fat she was born in space and from then on she was know as Pluto (until they              discovered she wasn't a planet!)

          Yo mama is so fat she shits lard


                                  



                                 
                                   



    Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th      
     
         Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

    Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
        
         Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!      Yo mama so fat the only way she burns calories is when her food catches on fire

    Yo mama so fat she entered the Hunger Games and won all 75 of them
     

          Yo mama so fat she's the reason African kids are starving

          Yo mama is so fat that when I tried to take a picture off her, I had to get a mile away.

           Yo mama so fat that when she got into the ocean Thailand declared another tsunami warning. 

           Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

           Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

           Yo mama so fat when I stabbed her in the stomach the whole McDonalds value meal came out       of her

           Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

           Yo mama so fat she blew out both her tires on her roller skates

           Yo Mama so lazy AND fat, she ate all the lunch meat, and didn't bother to pack yo lunch.

           Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.

           Yo mama so fat, when she went to sign up for Survivor, they said "Sorry we already have an        island."

           Yo mama so fat she dont skinny dip she chunky dunks

           Yo momma so fat. Your father no longer finds her attractive and its destroying their marriage.

           Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!

           Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!

          Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen!

          Yo mama so fat when God said let there be light, he asked her to move out of the way

          Yo mama so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book

          Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the toilet it starts saying a,b,c,d,e,f,g,get your fat ass        off of me

          Yo mama so fat the only time she saw 90210 is when she stepped on a scale

          Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
                               


                                  





                                                    

         Yo mama so fat she stuffed a turkey with her fat.

         Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

      
    Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...

     

         Yo mama so fat she downloads cheat codes for wii fit.

         Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.

         Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

         Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!

      
    Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.

          Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!

          Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!

         Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

         Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.

         Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!

     Yo mama is so fat, its illegal for her to skydive because the world only needs one grand canyon.

        Yo mamas so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii fit

        Yo momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out

             Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

             Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!

             Yo momma so fat she masturbates to cook books

  

        Yo momma so fat she went to Hollister and the manager told her to leave cause none of the clothes could fit her.

              Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator

              Yo mama so fat when her belly button doesn’t have lint, it has sweaters

         Yo mama so fat when she died and went to heaven Jesus said there was no room so then she went to hell and the devil said HELL NO.