Wednesday 8 January 2014

Alok Nath Jokes


Full Form Of A-L-O-K is: A Lot Of Kanyadans






Aashiwaad:







Alok Nath and Sunny Leone :








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ALOK NATH VERSION OF PARTY ALL NIGHT :






Aaj mandira khullan do Kanyadaan Hullan do nariyal ko fod faad ke dukh ashanti bhullan do… Aarti all night.. Aarti all night.. Aarti all night.. We Do Aarti all night.. Sunlo saari duniya walo jitna bhi tum jor lagalo karenge aarti saari raat hath me dum hai to ghanti bajalo.. Aarti all night.. Aarti all night.. Aarti all night.. We Do Aarti all night.. Sunlo saari duniya walo jitna bhi tum jor lagalo karenge aarti saari raat hath me dum hai to ghanti bajalo.. Aaj mandira khullan do Kanyadaan Hullan do nariyal ko fod faad ke dukh ashanti bhullan do… Bajate Raho..Ghantiiiii Bajate Raho…Ghantiiii bajate raho….ghnatiii bajate rahooo Aarti all night.. Aarti all night.. Aarti all night.. We Do Aarti all night.. [x2] Jisne Bhi aarti hai karni aajao mandir ke bheetar Nariyal fool lekar khane ko laga hai langar… Sadda gudgaon delhi ki betiyaan aayi hai sath me bhole ki CDiyaan bhi laayi hai Pujari Prasad ke khud jimedaar hai karlo aarti saari raat Kal itwar hai.. Ghanti Bajegi Loud To beti Police bula legi Us beti se jaake kehdo Ye aarti Yun hi chalegi Aarti all night.. Aarti all night.. Aarti all night.. We Do Aarti all night.. beti Police bula legi beti Police bula legi beti Police bula legi beti Police bula legi Fir bhi aarti Yun hi chalegi aarti Yun hi chalegi aarti Yun hi chalegi aarti Yun hi chalegi Party-All-Night-based-aarti-all-night-Song-Lyrics Aarti all night.. Aarti all night.. Aarti all night.. We Do Aarti all night.. Khulla mandir Guru Dwara har beti bole ghar nahi jana Babuji ko tu karde msg aaja beti karke bahana Aarti Hori bahot bhayankar Aarti ke gajab najare Jee karta hai bas ek baar hi Kardu mai Kanyadan tumhare.. Ek kunwari beti ne yun ghnati baja rahi hai ek hath se baj nahi rahi,do do baja rahi hai Naache dekho kaisi…Mehfil macha rakhi hai Itti si tu hai nahi..hein? Sanskaar bhula rahi hai… Aarti all night.. Aarti all night.. Aarti all night.. We Do Aarti all night.. beti Police bula legi beti Police bula legi beti Police bula legi beti Police bula legi Fir bhi aarti Yun hi chalegi aarti Yun hi chalegi aarti Yun hi chalegi aarti Yun hi chalegi

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